![]() Please share with your friends on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest. I hope you enjoyed our gathered collection of the best Tyrion Lannister quotes from Game of Thrones. “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock” ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor.” ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ wise man once said the true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms” ~ Tyrion Lannister Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies” ~ Tyrion LannisterĮverything’s Better With Some Wine in the Belly.” ~ Tyrion Lannister ![]() Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. Which it may well be.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Tyrion Lannister: Im no king, but I think theres more to ruling than that. And I want you to fuck me like it’s my last night in this world. I want you to take no other man to bed as long as we’re together. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they’re sore after a day’s ride. “What do I want from you? I want you to share my tent. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I drink, and I know things” ~ Tyrion Lannister “You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying” ~ Tyrion Lannister “In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I shall build an shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister ![]() Nothing to worry about! Drinking and Lust: No man can match me in these things. We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. “I need to speak to someone with hair” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I’m denying its existence” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister Here are 15 classic Game of Thrones quotes that make great Instagram captions, whether you're expressing family pride, feeling unstoppable, or simply letting everyone know that you're settling in to watch the show.“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister You really need to check out the Night King's Instagram, according to Time, and keep an eye out for Sophie Turner's hilarious reactions (like her excitement over Arya and Gendry's hook-up and her response to Arya's epic assassination). There are also plenty of accounts giving you behind the scenes looks, including the official accounts of the actors themselves. There are tons of fan-run accounts dedicated to the show that are a great source of hilarious memes and vemes. Instagram is actually a great place for connecting with other Thrones lovers. character 02 Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Those iconic quotes also make for great Game of Thrones Instagram captions, whether you're posting about Westeros or simply sharing shots of your own life. 01 Can a man still be brave if hes afraid Bran Stark. Some of the best lines ever uttered by Danaerys, Cersei, Tyrion and the rest of the Game of Thrones crew come verbatim from the book series A Song of Ice and Fire. It should be no surprise that a TV show based on a best-selling book series is filled with memorable quotes and one-liners.
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